Steak and Blowjob Day, which is basically a bad Internet joke gone viral, is March 14th. One month to the day from Valentine’s Day. The day most men claim is solely for women. Valentine’s Day is filled with jewelry, candy and flowers. Those are not usually high on a man’s list of favorite things. We don’t even like buying them for her all that much. But we do. For her. To show our love and appreciation, we do all kinds of stuff we don’t want to do on that day. In response, Steak and Blowjob Day was born. On this holiest of unofficial male holidays, men get the only two things they really want; a steak and a blowjob. The fact that they are given to us willingly and with gratitude is the icing on this testosterone cake. This holiday is not recognized by any government or greeting card company but it is gathering steam on the Internet. Men and women alike are beginning to tout the benefits.

Steak and Blowjob Day Is Becoming So Popular Because It’s Fun

This is just self-explanatory.Steak and Blowjob Day Is Becoming So Popular Because it Makes You Feel Good We all like to be appreciated. Father’s Day is great, if you’re a father, but if not, you still toe the line for the ladies you love and a day to celebrate your love that is more catered to the male experience is flattering. The fact that the very day itself signifies exactly what you’d most like to receive as a gift is incredible. It leaves no room for confusion and you truly feel appreciated and reciprocated. It is that simple. We not only feel loved and important, but we also feel a deep sense of gratitude.

Steak and Blowjob Day Is Becoming So Popular Because it’s Silly

A little fun and frivolity is a good thing. Valentine’s Day is a more serious affair. It leans toward engagements, commitment and romantic love. Steak and Blowjob Day is about raw sex and scorched meat. It is a joke with a golden heart. You don’t have to profess undying love. It isn’t about building a life together. While all that may be part of your relationship, this day is about something else. Studies have shown how beneficial laughter and relaxation can be in today’s stressful environment. It lowers cortisol levels, the bodies stress hormone. It boosts your mood and lowers your blood pressure. This holiday is not taken seriously by anyone. Including on it’s own website where it clearly states that if a man does not take care of his lady on Valentine’s Day, she does not have to observe Steak and Blowjob Day. Who makes up these rules?

Steak and Blowjob Day Is Becoming So Popular Because it is Not All for You

OK. It does sound like it’s all for you. A steak. A blowjob. Obviously for you. Think it about it this way though, isn’t she also enjoying a meal with you? Isn’t she enjoying being the giver of such oral joy to the man she claims to love and adore? By the same token, Valentine’s Day benefits you as well. A happy woman is a great joy to beheld and we all reap the benefits. Seeing the look on her face when she opens that special piece of jewelry is worth a million. The day is designed to be fun and beneficial to you but also to foster closeness and creativity between the two of you. Is a blowjob healthy for a girls mouth? READ THIS ARTICLE.

While it is all for fun, Steak and Blowjob Day also serves to open a line of dialogue at the office and in social situations. Some women find it insulting. Others are all for it. Some see it as the ultimate expression of male privilege while a great many just roll with it as the joke it was meant as. No matter what, Steak and Blowjob Day is fast becoming a regularly celebrated holiday on March 15th across the world. Hey They even have their own website! There is no hope it will be adopted by the government as a national holiday, but Hallmark may pick up on it if it keeps growing in popularity at the rate it has in the last two years.

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